Lets be realistic human. I’m not going to like you any better if I’m upside down or sitting straight up. You look the same to me either way. And don’t forget, I can still bite no matter how I lay. I’m very cirque-de-soleil-ish.
Human spent $350 on this ottoman. I figured that just means she wanted me to have a nice place to wear out and leave fur behind on. And when I run fast enough and jump on this, I can latch my back claws right into it! So warm too.