Are you standing on the ceiling?

I look good any angle

Lets be realistic human. I’m not going to like you any better if I’m upside down or sitting straight up. You look the same to me either way. And don’t forget, I can still bite no matter how I lay. I’m very cirque-de-soleil-ish.

COMON Human…give it a REST!

What....do....you....want.

Sooooo…you think I wanted to take a photo?  Um, no.

Cat Pillow or Oliver….you decide

Only $14.99 for awesome

Human found a pillow I think was designed and molded after me. I should get royalties for being this awesome.

Leather makes me happy

Owned,

Human spent $350 on this ottoman. I figured that just means she wanted me to have a nice place to wear out and leave fur behind on. And when I run fast enough and jump on this, I can latch my back claws right into it! So warm too.

I deem you owned there Blackberry

What's that vibration?

I deem this cell phone…..owned. If someone calls human, it gives me a mini arm massage for 5 second vibrating intervals.

I am the only floor kitteh

I feel the static.....clinging.

Human sold all the furniture, now all this weird stuff is on my level. How am I to sprawl out with all this junk at eye level make weird sounds. I wonder if I ate that cable box what it would taste like….I’m hungry.

I should join Cirque De Soleil

I’m blending

Don't.......move

If I sit here, perhaps I’ll blend in. Then again I’m colorblind, so not sure what I’m against again for camo. And pose. (dont breath, dont breath…can human see me?)

I like electronics

Zap, zap

I keep getting this warm feeling underneath me. It could be this black electronic thing I’m sitting on, or I just wet myself. Either way, my underside is toasty.

I could clean up,but that’s not my job

I should clean this......naw.

I don’t think I should ever have to clean anything. I’ll just eat and make a mess, because either my chubby brother will eat it, or my human will suck it up with that loud thing shaped like a cone. Yeah, I’m definitely not cleaning this up. Can’t break a nail for food.